Welcome to my new information home. I’m super excited that you’re here reading because that means you really like me. So yeah, that’s dope. If you love me enough to really celebrate the arrival of schoolcraft wax, you must do it now with a Rochester Mills Cornerstone IPA. Suddenly super easy to find! If you don’t know what that is, then you probably shouldn’t be reading this, or even liking me. This is the greatest beer ever in life. And if you don’t live in Michigan, then chances are, you can’t get it. So sad. Oh, and I guess if you don’t like beer, then have something with Rye in it, cause that’s good too. Not up for alcohol, then go make a mix tape. Yes, a tape. Yeah, I guess you can read this, you just can’t celebrate the raddest shit ever in the most proper way.
Please. Don’t get all upset. I LOVE every reader and appreciate you fully. That whole exclusive information trying to be cool bullshit is just bullshit. Read away girlfriends.